Son of a bitch, it's fall! For the next thirteen Saturdays in a row I will be watching college football, eating donuts and drinking beer. All of this usually happens before noon and is one of the many reasons I enjoy existing on the west coast. Usually I despise this time of year. It gets colder and the night moves in like a creepy bitch around five in the afternoon. Saturdays are my only saving grace, but this past summer was a bust. Nothing good came out of the summer of 2008 so if you had a good summer, congratulations and go fuck yourself. The summer was, in fact, so horrendous that for once I am dancing happily into autumn like a cokehead deported to Medellin. In the next month or so I'll be posting a couple new shorts I've been working on. Until then, deal with my old shit. Your Mom did. Watch me in The War of Game (see the link further down the page) and this Iron Man interview.  See if you can tell what kind of accent he has.

Jump to this site and you will see me play an insane school Principal who loves cheating. My role comes near the end and you will wait and have patience and love every minute of juicy anticipation. CLICK HERE FOR THE WAR OF GAME.

Channel 101 is a site that had a show on VH-1 for one season.  They got shitcanned like the show I was on.  So here is a video of me playing a wizard who saves plants.  I like it due to the gorilla rape scene: CLICK THIS LINK .

I made fun of Justin Timberlake beatboxing because it made me uncomfortable.  CLICK HERE FOR THE HONEST TRUTH

Please view my award winning short film CLOWN PARTY and see what all the Sundance fuss was about.

I think friends are important and that is why I have linked to my friend Michael's website MICHAEL CORNACCHIA LIVES HERE.  Read a blog by a man who will soon be a published author and is too prolific for his own good FRANK'S RED FROG BLOG. 

Not too long ago I went to Vegas, did mushrooms and saw glowing earlobes at a strip club.  The man who accompanied me was my trusted neighbor Justice who previously scammed two Nigerian scammers.  He did this because America is not the country it once was...a never ending swamp where dinosaurs lived  CLICK HERE and HERE.

For a list of the brilliant people who contributed to this website click HERE.

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